Best Comment of the Day, in response to Sexless Monk Marriage Appears To Verge On Giving World The Next "Virgin Birth": "Is that her om-face?" We say: what happens in the yurt, stays in the yurt. • Worst, in response to: Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look: "Butterface." We say: that insult was mildly amusing when we first heard it in 1996.
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Congrats, andBegorrah!
Congrats andBegorrah!
Bigs ups to DorothyZbornak and funnyface, too.
good things happen when you have your "and" Begorrah -- congrats!
"Om Face" cracked my shit up, I can't lie.
@Sophie: Awww, thanks.
That is FUNNY. "Om face." Tee hee.
(And seriously, I'm no angel, but it kinda boggles the mind that I got axed and folks like our worstie, here, just keep trucking on. If you check out his/her comment history, it's pretty much all stuff like this: "She's hawt." "Hot bod.")
Eeesh. I knew the worstie would come from the grim crucible that was the Renee Z thread.
I'm going to go skulk away. How do you skulk? I'm going to try skulking.
Am I a failure if I ask where butterface came from? I get that it's not good, but... does it mean you look like your face is melting... serious question. I'm always scared to ask when I hear it in real life.
@robot ninja spy: "She looks good, but her face..." I think that's where it comes from.
@robot ninja spy: It means someone likes everything But Her Face.
@robot ninja spy: It's invective spewed by misogynistic frat boys who call each other "brah" to mean, "She's hot... but her face." "But her face," "butterface." Get it?
@formerlyzivah: wait - when did you get axed??
THey need to set up some kind of penalty box where we can go and see who is getting scolded.
@robot ninja spy: Howard Stern used to (maybe still does) have a butterface contest. And the worst part was that he solicited nominations, and sometimes the chicks would come in having been nominated BY THEIR BOYFRIENDS. Seriously.
@TriedandTrue: Uh...May 13. I kinda still don't really know why, but I think it was because I made a snotty remark about the editors - which obviously I shouldn't have done, enjoying the site as much as I do.
Oh ladies, you have given me a terrifying vision:
My parents just called me from the road as they are currently traveling to a weekend yurt-camping trip.
Ack! My brain is melting!
@formerlyzivah: Well I am glad you were reincarnated as I enjoy your comments!!
@TriedandTrue: OOOH, I kinda like the penalty box idea. Also, I'd like to be able to click somewhere and see who has replied to my comments.
@funnyface: I like the reply seeker, too!! However, mine would be pretty barren.
@serreca: @funnyface: @jessica.gold.digger: @formerlyzivah: ooooooooooooooooooooh.
Thanks!
@TheGintheCity: Butterbrain!
@TheGintheCity: Well, at least you can just envision them breathing together, intensely, rather than fucking like bunnies.
@TriedandTrue: Thanks!
@formerlyzivah: Whoa. I actually have no words. Christ.
My bf seriously, seriously wants a yurt. Or a meditation dome. :(
I don't know what this means but it supports my theory that all men have wild delusions and harebrained schemes.
@TheGintheCity, KatelyAlderwood: Hee hee.
I thought for sure that comment would guarantee me a spot in hell, but at least I know I'll be in good company.
@funnyface: I second (or 3rd?) the penalty box idea! Otherwise, how will we know if somebody got axed, or just called in sick to work?
I also like the "who-replied-to-my-comments" idea. But I don't know how tough that would be, technologically speaking.
@LittleDebbie: Penalty box! It's a public education tool.
@serreca:
Thanks! I had no idea what that meant, either.
@KatelyAlderwood: I want a yurt too! There was this special with julia roberts and horses in mongolia a few years back, and they all lived in yurts, and I've been fascinated by them ever since :)
@LittleDebbie: Yes please to both penalty box and who-replied-to-me. I'd actually been wondering if the second existed, and if I was just missing it.
@KatelyAlderwood: And we're all damn proud of a schemes and ideas, the crazier the better.
The gentleman at my liquor store is named OM; I consider it my pre-meditation before I getinto the real meditation of my bottle of white..It's like thanks OM...then I go and get my OM face on...thankfully I don't have a guy 15 ft away watching my every move..Maybe it's zen maybe it's pzcho..
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