Loose Lips

Sarah Silverman says that though she and Jimmy Kimmel "have it good," she's not looking to get hitched. "I don't want the government involved in our love," Silverman told People. She also added, "I might adopt, but we're going to wait. If you're going to have kids, you need to have time to give them undivided attention." • Steroid-happy former MLB star Jose Canseco had his California mansion foreclosed on. According to TMZ, "In an interview this week, Canseco blamed his financial woes on a couple of divorces and the fact that after taxes, he was really only living on $17 or $18 million." Oh that's all! I can't believe he had to give up his diamond-encrusted bidet. • Cannon/Carey nuptials: confirmed by Nick's family!! Relative Linda Cannon told Us, "Yes, we know. He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what he wants, then we are happy for him." Who wants to start the divorce poll? [People, TMZ, Us]