I'm shocked! Pete Doherty in jail! No!

I looooove Kristin's shape. Nice and guitarish, like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Mmm-hmm.

Hey, Pete. Take advantage of this fancy luxury they have in prisons - it's called a shower, you greasy freak.

Granted, we didn't have craft services on set and they were always trying to give us laxatives, but they never pressured us.

Is it wrong that I'm a little offended that she was even asked that?

On what planet would someone even think that Kristin needed to lose weight?

Depressing!!!

Pete, dude, you can't miss those appointments with your probation officer. Duh, seriously, what are you smokin'?

Maybe Doherty will be cellmates with Blake Incarcerated?

@JessicaLovejoy: Boosh and/or Kakow!: I should send you my picture. ;)

Never gonna be the skinniest actress in town? Good. I think it is no coincidence that every man I know thinks Charlotte is the hottest of the 4.

Pete Incarcerated.

UK jails must be awfully cushy, the way Pete seems hell-bent on spending as much time in them as possible.

@abbycadabby: Damn- you beat me to the obvious joke.

In today's news:

Pete Doherty in jail for drugs.
Sky is blue.
Forrest Gump declared "pretty good" movie.

Also, Kristin is ridiculously ageless.

@JessicaLovejoy: Boosh and/or Kakow!: Like I always say, why be a clarinet when you can be a viola? My viola brings all the boys to the yard.

Is this going to be just like Pete Incarcerated's other incarcerations, where they say 14 weeks and then he's out in, like, 14 hours? He seems to find the LA-style in-and-out prisons fairly frequently. Britain doesn't have the same overcrowding problems that we in the US have, does it?

@Scoregasm: He'll be able to use that greasy film to slip throught the bars and escape. Really quite brilliant of him to forgo bathing for the last several months, and the heroin is certainly slimming.

@ohgoodness: My avatar totally wants to make out with your avatar.

@myrtlebeachbum: Or is she the Least Likely to Stab?

@abbycadabby: maybe they can be version 2.0 of Andy & Red in the Shawshank Redemption.

@MumbletyEmma: however, people magazine quoted cynthia nixon as using something called gyrotronics to lose weight. she did lose weight, which is fine if that's her personal choice, but people quoted cynthia as losing weight "for the movie".

I will be so happy when the days of sickly thin are over. I'm so ready to see a resurgence of the curvy glamour girls of the golden age of Hollywood.

@Lymed: :drums fingertips on desk in anticipation:

Kristin was always the cutest one on SATC. It is nice to see she has a healthy body image, too.

@DorothyZbornak: I am, too, but the SATC girls are not so by any stretch. I was at an event with Kim Catrell a couple of months back. Girlfriend has no tummy or behind. She is 5'9" and maybe a size six, and she always looks like a giant next to SJP and Kristin.

@tallyhoe: baked goods unite!

I love Kristin Davis so much I continue to be pissed they paired Charlotte off with the fugliest man alive on the show. That said, I have to call a little bullshit on this because they went out of their way to shoot her from the waist up and dress her so that her nice curvy lower half couldn't be seen. They may not have asked anything of her, but they didn't go out of their way to show her either.

@brendastarlet: Yeah, they're definitely not. But I lurve the America Ferreras and Kate Winslets of the world. Hotness.

I'm confused. I've always found Kristin Davis to be very thin. Since when is large? Has the world imploded?

Gotta say, I think Kristin Davis was pretty classy through that whole sex tape-thing, not dignifying the story. Now this. She rocks. Why doesn't she work more?

@Algren: That's exactly what I was trying to figure out.

I always feel conflicted when I hear actresses talk about how they are so secure in their bodies or how models keep full fridges because they love to eat. I think it's great that people are sending forth positive messages, I just don't believe that its true 90% of the time. Do other people feel this way, or am I just way cynical?

@Algren: She doesn't look like she's dying, so by Hollywood standards, she's "large."

I think she's lovely and deserving of more credit for her acting. She was hilarious on the show.

Omg! What's The Flamingo going to do if Toni dies?

@Macloserboy: Hey, he might not have been handsome, but of all the men on the show he was the best. As far as I'm concerned, Charlotte won.

@lisas: Smith was better. Blair Underwood was better. Adian was better. And there was no sacrificing of looks for them.

@Algren: If you watch the episode where Charlotte rediscovers her love of horses, she's in some spandex and you'll get an incredibly rare look at her lower half and see she has some lovely thickness.

@myrtlebeachbum: By far the hottest, except for the fact that she wouldn't give head. That turned a number of my hetero male friends off Charlotte and sent them back to Camp Samantha.

@tallyhoe: Just throw the string section in the air.

And wave 'em like you just don't care.

*wiki wiki wiki scratch scratch scratch*

@Macloserboy: Ew, Aidan. Nuh-uh. The only dude more irritating than Aidan was Burger. Pee-yew.

Underwood was only around for a couple of episodes, how can he compare to hairy Harry? Harry healed Charlotte's broken heart, man, and had a baby with her. Underwood left a huge cookie. Cmon. C. mon.

I concede the Smith point. Samantha won. Tasty.

@Macloserboy: The episode where Charlotte first looks into accupuncture provides a very good shot of her lower-half as she speaks to the receptionist. Pat Field clearly knew how they were going to shoot her and dressed her appropriately in black snuuug pants with a white windowpane check pattern all over. Whenever that episode comes up, my fiance has to pause it for a whlie, just to gaze admiringly.

OK, I think she is friggin' BEAUTIFUL and I will love Charlotte to the day I die.

But really? She looks much thicker in the first two seasons. Yeah, maybe it was the way they dressed her (a la Monica Gellar in mom jeans for the first few seasons of Friends), but I watched the seasons out of order, and was SHOCKED when I went from Season 2-Season 4.

And I highly doubt there wasn't any pressure contributing to that.

Call me cynical.

@jemandtheholograms: I totally agree. I actually appreciate it when an actress - I think maybe Julianne Moore said this recently- says something like "I am hungry all the time, and I have to diet to maintain this figure." At least it doesn't make women feel like they should just effortless by a size 2.

The article says she's FORTY-THREE. She is gorgeous, but now even more impressively so. Yikes. She doesn't look much different at all from the sex tape stills, and aren't they quite old?