Well what else could she say? "Sex with Guy is mediocre at best."?

Oprah's heart will go on?

Joel McHale is going to have fun with this episode.

I love dogs, you think she will have the urn with ashes on stage, or even better was he stuffed and preserved for life??

I hate when Oprah has those dog whisperer shows - that shits just creepy.

Wow, other than the puppy mills expose, this sounds like more self-indulgent tripe.

Oh, Oprah. I'm gonna get shit for this, but dude, it's a dog. A dog that lived a life more luxurious than I'll ever enjoy. So...it's time to embrace the "a-ha" moment and move on.

Totes calling Madge out on that BS about her sex life!! Don't believe it for one second.

My dog died 3 years ago , and I am still not over it! I would dedicate a show to her too!

Madonna has to say that or Guy will get hurt feelings.

Oprah, is it really that dull out that you NEED to do a tribute to your dog?

How's about a show based on... any one of the fucked up things going on in this world right fucking now?

Oh thank god she's FINALLY doing a show on puppy mills. There's a huge billboard out here in Chicago from some guy or non-profit or somesuch asking Oprah to do a show on puppy mills. Maybe the thing can finally come down so I can see a pretty new ad for Target or a refreshing energy drink.

I'm tired of Madge and her vag.

Madonna is totally obnoxious.

Just read her most annoying quote to date "I would never get fat". As if being heavy is the biggest monumental crisis she could ever endure.

I don't know why this pissed me off so much. Possibly because she's elevating herself above people with different body types and implying she's somehow superior because she manages to stay thin.

What an elitist, shallow bitch.

[www.people.com]

Certainly, upon hearing Celine's voice, dogs across the nation will howl along in tribute.

If Sophie gets a Celine Dion memorial, what would Gayle or Steadman get?

@ulookinatmyjunk: I understand how you might feel that way. But as someone who just had to put her 12 yr. old cat to sleep on Christmas Day due to cancer, I get how you can love an animal that much.

When my aunt died of breast cancer (the first person in my immediate family to die) I really struggled and yeah, my cat helped when my family couldn't.

Also, she's a Scientologist.

If you consider that with Tom's comments about how Scientologists can see a car accident and now just how much they alone could help those people....*snerk*

@hugnkiss: And no, I've never been to the Oprah show -- since that seemed to be the first thing anyone ever asked me when I lived on the East Coast. There's more to Chicago than Oprah, people. We also have Jerry Springer. Hello!

Does anybody really trust a person who has to brag about how awesome their sex life is?

@DorothyZbornak: I think a lot of people can relate to the death of a beloved pet. It's a really difficult thing to go through and I think the show could be interesting.

Sophie was a big part of the show, and it is her show so I think it makes sense. The Celine could be a bit much though.

Oprah seriously needs to fuck off.

@Childfree Sexpot: I just read that, too, and it pissed me off as well. Especially because she made a disgusted look while saying "fat."

I'd rather be fat than look like Carrot Top, which is who she's starting to resemble.

@hello.kitty: "Madge and Her Vadge, a new sitcom on Must-See TV!"

@gluecake: Um, like puppy mills?

"Sex with Guy is incredible. Or so I've heard...from his boyfriend!"

"Sex with Guy is inedible."

"Sex with Guy is indelible."

"Sex with Guy is ineffable."

(I'm feeling somewhat procrastinateish today.)

Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be...

@meaghan2k: Amen sister. AMEN.

@Lady Skittlehattington, toast enthusiast: Either that or that's the mantra she chants in her head when they're having sex.

My dog would ghost up and kick my ass if I alowed Celine "Cheesefest" Dion to sing a song about her.

@Childfree Sexpot: Yeah Madonna. Most people wouldn't get fat if they worked out for 25 hours a day like you do.

At least Oprah's going to do something worthwhile with the Sophie tribute. My boyfriend's parents just got two new dogs from the shelter, and one was a breed bitch for a puppy mill. Katy spent the entirety of her first four years in a tiny little crate. They'd bring in a male to mate with her, get her pregnant, she'd have a litter of puppies, they'd take those puppies to sell in pet stores, and get her pregnant again. She'd never been inside a house before, still can't go up stairs, is incredibly shy and skittish, and gets really scared and defensive when another dog gets too close. She's a total sweetheart, and she's come a long way. But it's heart-breaking and enraging to think of what this poor pup has been through. So the more exposure to how awful puppy mills are, the better.

i don't think a show for her dog is THAT crazy. crazy is inviting celine dion to perform. but i would totally dedicate a show to my dog, but i'm absolutely crazy when it comes to my dog. so i'm probably not the best to judge.

i am ECSTATIC that she's doing a show on puppy mills though. If anything, oprah has a huge influence over the american public so maybe this will somehow get things in motion to stop those puppy-mill bastards.

all i know is, i don't think i'll be able to stand watching that show. i'll cry for days! she better have some happy dog stories in there somewhere!

@LoveNoelG: I understand the trauma of losing a pet, but I think dedicating a show to your dog, and inviting Celine Dion to be a part of it, is a little over the top.

Also, Brandy sounds like a major asshole.

@Childfree Sexpot: During the early 80's, my BadAss BF was a bouncer at Danceteria.(Lower East Side Club that Madge frequented)..he has awesome "when she was a skank" Madge stories.

So who sent Madge a copy of "Bend Over Boyfriend"?

@zivah: Yeah not many people would be fat if they had more money than God, the luxury of not having a full time job, and chefs and personal trainers at their disposal.

Ugh this twat makes me stabby, stabby, STABBY!

@BeachLover420 Remembers Marvin Gaye: Ha! Honestly in my opinion she's still a skank.

Matter of fact, she puts the "ank" in skank.

Good God I need to go take my meds.

@Jerseylicious: Oh geez, now I have to go look at puppies and bunnies on cuteoverload. Poor dog.

@zivah: Seriously. Watched that clip of her being ka-ra-zay on FourFour and my pup ran into her crate giving me that Baroo? face of "What is this unholy noise burrowing into my innocent, empty puppeh head??"

brandy, how i loved you in elementary school. it was all downhill after "the boy is mine," and now you're a scientologist/murderess? tsk tsk.

@Jerseylicious: NO ONE MAKES ME CRY MY OWN TEARS.

@Jerseylicious: ARGGG nothing makes me stabbier than stories like this. May the universe reward your boyf's rents for adopting those babies (the reward will come in the form of doggie love!).

@zivah: REALLY! It helps to have minions around you too.
Her hands are horrid claws, too much exercise and dieting.

@BeachLover420 Remembers Marvin Gaye: Okay Beachlover, spill the beans. I wanna hear the skank stories. *evil chuckle*

@DorothyZbornak: Not to drag this out, but the show isn't just about her dog, it is for all dogs and pets. I think it could end up doing a lot of good. There are still morons in this world who buy dogs from pet stores/breeders and don't spay/neuter their pets, for crying out loud. More attention needs to be brought to the issue.

If her saying "this show is dedicated to Sophie" is the price, that's cool by me.

I might just have to watch Oprah. I want her to explore the inhumane conditions of Puppy Mills and then talk about how completely over-indulged her dogs are.
I liken it to doing a story on homeless children and then going home to sleep alone in your 45 room mansion.

Did you read the last line of the People squib (re: her continuingly fabulous/frightening looks at age 50)?

"Tricks don't work. Discipline does."

Brrrr.

@ulookinatmyjunk: @TheUptightMidwesterner: @gluecake: Thank you for saying this so I didn't have to. I don't have a problem with animals at all. Would never dream of hurting them. But for crying out loud, people, they're ANIMALS!

Will Oprah's show be rife with those dog food commercials where the dog gets served chicken parmesan made by a chef, on a crystal dish? Because that sh-t makes me crazy.

I think the revelation that Brany is a Scientologist is the best.

An entire show dedicated to her dead dog? And we're supposed to care? Have a kid!

@JessicaLovejoy: EXACTLY what I was going to post. How could she not have saved the victim, when she clearly has all the capabilities?

@buttonflyer: "Tricks don't work. An unhealthy obsession which prevents one from being a multi-dimensional or interesting person does."

I've been missing the 90's lately, so I'm really looking forward to Celine's dog themed version of "Candle In the Wind".

@prickles: Oh, I'm sure she thinks much less of them.

@buttonflyer: Yes, discipline, a team of trainers, a 12 million dollar gym, a chef to dress up the bland healthy twigs she eats, and a really good plastic surgeon. See? Anyone can do it.

If I had my own show, I would dedicate the whole month as Sophie Month. Although I would invite Leonard Cohen to sing instead of Celine Dion.

I'm a dog perso