It is so hard to find a lawyer that specializes in cover-ups. I had to Google to find mine.

"She shot her friend Makeda Barnes-Joseph last July...."

I think it's safe to say they aren't friends any longer.

Christian and Ugly Betty are a match made in heaven!

@Sugarless: Dude...where I come from, people make up from even worse shit than that.

Also, if I was rich, I would totes buy my best friend her own country if she asked for it/the bank would finance me.

Oprah! I'll be your BFF! I'll be your lesbian BFF for a penthouse! Call me!

Oprah isn't gay, she just has an angry vagina. Duh.

@Sugarless: She just shot her as a joke!! People are so touchy.

My best friend and I, currently seperated by about 500 miles, have serious plans to buy one another places in our respective cities when we win the lotto. Also, we refer to one another as "wife," having lived together for about 7 years. There was a drunken ceremony with rings. Also, I have never tasted vadge. So, whatevs.

@rocknrollunicorn: That is an excellent idea! I will propose that to my best friend who currently lives about 4600 kms away from me. Though that will mean rearranging my lotto win plans....

@Pinkosaurus: I hear craigslist is a good place, too...

Buying shit doesn't make her gay. Being gay makes her gay. She gay.

I was watching this story on tmz yesterday afteroon. They showed Gayle's new penthouse and played the themesongs from the Jeffersons.

SERIOUSLY.

I so wish Oprah was my best friend. I love my friends, but they only give me love and support. You can't take THAT to the bank or live in it.

I think its ridiculous that people assume because two women have been best friends for decades they're gay - get your minds out of the porn gutter guys! Just like all pizza delivery guys don't show up to deliver more than a hot pie, not all women who love each other are having hot lezebel sex.
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Because we have XM I had the unfortunate pleasure of hearing Gayle King's annoying radio show. I say "had" because I can no longer tolerate listening. Anyhoo, I do believe Oprah bought this condo because when Gayle first discussed moving, she kept mentioning how her budget precluded her from looking at certain places. (I'm confused why her current Oprah-bought house wouldn't pay for her new place. It's gonna net her somewhere around $7/10 mill. once sold, so why she needed a budget I do not know). At one time she was looking a places with tiny balconys or none at all. Suddenly she's buying a penthouse condo with a wrap-around terrace. Sounds suspicious to me. Plus the fact that Oprah's been there a few times even before Gayle moved in adds to the evidence.

Here's a fact most people probably don't know: Gayle can't blow her nose. Yup. She says she never learned how to blow her nose and so she "can't" do it. She just sniffles endlessly or dabs. She thinks it's cute. I don't know what else to say.