Man, I so hoped that one would get worsties. Hooray!

Also real men carry candy in their pockets for the ladies.

Kimora Lee Simmons is not "human".

And he knows that my name is not Susan.

What a man, what a man, what a man . . .

@hamburgerhotdog: ah shit, way to steal my comment.

@hamburgerhotdog: Since she's such a lame person in general, I defend my right to discuss Ye Olde Sausage Neck.

For worst, I would have nominated Macloserboy's comment about how yoga just wasn't cutting it for Kimora and how she needed to hire a personal trainer to get her fat ass in check (okay, maybe not in those exact words).

um seriously we are pro neck creases now? really? cause i just find them to be creepy. sorry

ive been riding against them for a good 7 years and i will continue to do so (along with double chins).

Man, that was the worst? Okay then.

Sorry, I can't take a worst comment seriously from a post that also pointed out the neck creases, even as an example of her being "human."

@JessicaLovejoy: Stars & Dykes Forever!: I agree with you. She is revolting in every possible way.

@JessicaLovejoy: Stars & Dykes Forever!: Okay, who is she? I wikipediad, but didn't find out what makes her so terrible in the eyes of so many.

@Hamsterpants: Stupid.

Why post Snap Judgements and Compare and Contrast Photoshops if not to prompt us to judge and compare?

who would you rather be locked in a room with kimora or tyra?

@Archetype: Word. Wasn't that the point of the post?

@hypnotic: Right. I'm sorry, who made you the God of telling people where to keep their body fat? Fark?

@zivah: You must have never seen her show then. She's a waste of skin, not just neck skin. Here's an example of her assclownishness: "Size 6 is the new 14". Seriously, I just want to slap her back to the Cretaceous Era.

@hypnotic: Tyra. We could talk about ANTM at least.

Kimora would try to suck you into Scientology or some shit.

@hypnotic: tyra. at least we could pass the time posing and stuff. id have to punch kimora as soon as she opened her mouth.

@hypnotic: ACK! Don't make me choose - I'll be good I swear! Tyra would probs be more amusing?

@hypnotic: Don't scare me like that!

@mocena: i did

extra skin in odd places freaks me out...i'm sorry

if you're like "fat" i can totes understand but when you aren't it's just freaky to me

tyra is bat shit insane

i can't do it! she's way too HAPPY

Even though I know and understand that "Djimon" is pronounced "Die-mon," every time I read it in my head I hear "Da-ji-mon." GAH!

"Djimon doesn't seem to mind."

I think you meant to say "Djimon lost his mind."

It's too late, but I nominate the guy on the toddler thread telling everyone how to raise their kids.

@hypnotic: whenever you see it, just keep reminding yourself that it's a photoshop filter.

I'm pretty sure I've had neck creases my entire life. I'm 23 and average weight. Are they really a big deal, something people actually worry about?

@hypnotic: Kimora, because at least she would just blather on about herself. Tyra would try to get me to talk about myself and then use every word against me later. She would try to get me to cry and tell me that sex is evil and try to give me a weave and tell me that I'm not plus-sized enough and just drive me all out crazy.
Kimora would be easy to tune out. All I would need to do it nod every now and then and say, "Word? Word."

@tellmeagain: Yeah, he did suck, huh.

@ceejeemcbeegee (just debatin' not hatin'): You are telling the truth there. Compare and contrast, right?

Called it! Congrats on the best!

@Hamsterpants: I second that slap, my friend.

Ever since I wrote that comment I've had the "from 7 to 7 he keeps me open like 7-11" line running through my head. But it was worth it!

Also, I guess no ones is going to be buying Fabulousity? I imagine it smells like posturing and fronting, with a base note of moron, and a hint of so five years ago.

@badmutha: As Scott in "Austin Powers" would say, "Slap her! We'll slap her together!"

@hatepaperdoll: Ha! I was in Target the other day, and they had this large basket full of vanity perfumes, and I'm pretty sure there's space in there for KLS along with Britney, Shania, Celine and Diddy.

@hatepaperdoll: Congrats, I pegged that for best as soon as I saw it. You can't go wrong with some Salt and Pepa, especially if En Vogue gets involved.

I can't make myself care about the worst, because I have unfortunately seen Kimora's show and I like ET a lot more than I like her.

@ceejeemcbeegee (just debatin' not hatin'): I agree with you...I also think Jezebel is being a bit two-faced by making that the worst comment of the day. Sorry.

Oh suuuuuure the person who got worstie gets a star. Whatever, stars are so last season anyways.

@SarahMC: Thank you.@Hamsterpants: That is a celebrity line up from hell. Does Avril have a perfume? Imagine if you mixed them all together? It would be worse than 3-Mile Island.

Ahhhh I have neck creases and I'm 27. Although I do think the personal trainer comment was worse I like that anti neck crease sentiments are being punished.

@rocknrollunicorn: You really can't! And yes, ET is the injured party here. Defamation!

@hatepaperdoll: Avril's perfume would smell like the mall. A touch of Cinnabon with a hint of Sbarro and a dash of cheap pleather.

@hatepaperdoll: Avril's would smell like Calgary with a dash of Suzie Quatro.

@hortense: ... with just a hint of Foot Locker funk.

Also, I would slather myself in your hypothetical Cinnabon perfume. Lordy.

@hatepaperdoll: You're right. I never meant to hurt the little guy. He has my sincerest apologies.

@shewar: Dude, I don't even know if I have them or not! And I'm not going to check.

ET phoned and he's insulted.

@miele:I had no idea necks were being judged harshly now. If I see a good looking woman, I'm not going to be focusing on her neck that closely unless she has something really wrong with it like a huge tattoo that looks bad

@hortense: @Hamsterpants: @jenndavo: And it would be pink, but it would come with a safety pin charm bracelet, to keep it punk rock.

Yeah...I've got the neck creases too. And I'm pretty sure they've always been there.

I didn't realize they grossed people out so much...

@hatepaperdoll: I hate that some people actually think she IS punk. It's like beeyotch, Exene Cervenka called and she is going to go Jet Li on your tired, poseur ass.

I was kinda hoping to win worstie for pushing the bratty kid over in the line at Disneyland. I have plenty more stories like that, so my hope for an honorific lives on.

And I'm kinda disappointed that I didn't come up with the Kimpora-has-neck-wrinkles comment first.

@StabbyMcStabberson: er, I meant Kimora-has-neck-wrinkles.

@Hamsterpants: I love X. Yeah, Avril, it takes a litte more than spitting to make you punk.

@StabbyMcStabberson: You did the right thing. Screw anyone who says otherwise.

@hatepaperdoll: I know. It's like dude, you sang a song unironically named "Sk8tr Boi". That makes you a dumbshit, not a punk.

@hatepaperdoll: I've had that song stuck in my head all. damn. day. Worth it, but I'm still holding a grudge against you.

Sometimes reading this blog is way more depressing than flipping through Vogue.

@ceejeemcbeegee (just debatin' not hatin'): She pushed a kid DOWN at "the happiest place on earth." I mean, really. It's kid central. If you can't deal with kids, don't go to effing Disneyland.

@Hamsterpants: I defy you to find one person who considers her to be punk, Avril included.

So these stars, is it just you get enough followers you get a star or what?

@Hamsterpants: Yeah, but most of the people who would dare say that she's "punk" are between 13 and 18 years old. God, Avril really does nothing for me.

@lisas: I would tell you about the stars, but then I would have to kill you. Because I am PUNK.

@blondegrlz: Any more stars and we'll have our own globular cluster. [End lame astronomy joke]