Her face really is something else. It's painful to look at.

She's a hell of a dancer though.

That my friends, is the reason I will NEVER have plastic surgery.
BTW has anyone seen the new NIP/TUCK series?

I was literally startled to see her on television one night while channel surfing. She has fucked up her face sooooo bad. And what of the hair color?...oh honey BAD choice. Elvis would not have wanted this.

Aha! I KNEW this couldn't be just Botox. Woman looks PAINFUL, and yet Billy Bush was all 'you look incredible, you're beautiful' the other day. Stop enabling, Billy Bush.

Yet another argument for the enforcement of statutory rape laws. Grown men should not date children.

I still don't understand. No matter how much work you have done, does anyone really ever mistake you for a young thang? Or is that not what they're going for?

@cuteasabutton: YES! Plus I figure "Shit, these people are RICH, they have access to presumably the best doctors who do nothing but cosmetic surgery all the time . . . and they still end up with THOSE results?" What are the odds that I, with limited financial resources, living in Madison, WI, would look better?

Plus of course as a feminist I want to grow old gracefully and naturally. Ahem.

did you guys ever consider the fact that maybe priscilla wants her face frozen in time for all of posterity? lol

@myrtlebeachbum: I know right?

Plastic surgery doesn't make you look younger, it makes you look like you've had plastic surgery.

Geez, she was gorgeous and then she had to chase after the botox fountain of youth. Helen Mirren should be used as an example to every starlet/girl so they realize getting old is not that scary.

Facial plastic surgery is not the time for bargain shopping or snap decisions.

Something that you inject in your face turns out to be bad for you? YOU DONT SAY

Priscilla was so pretty in the Naked Gun movies. I knew something above and beyond normal botox was responsible for her odd look now.

BAngieB was spotted not caring about any of these people.

@BadenBaden: Amen. She doesn't look beautiful. She looks disfigured.

I think Billy inheirited the Bush family's you-can't-handle-the-truth gene.

My mind boggles that noone even bothered to check to see that this guy wasn't licensed to practice in the U.S. Why would you get facial injections at a party with no background checks? Just stupid.

@myrtlebeachbum: Short answer: no. It merely looks like you've had plastic surgery. The body changes in other ways that are indicative of aging that no amount of plastic surgery can fix or cover up. Every time someone mentions plastic surgery, I'm reminded of Brazil, when Katherine Helmond is having her face stretched.

My handsome lad is not into vapid twits. He's merely counseling her on being a worthy human being.

I'm currently shopping for a manbag so J&M, good on your for using Jeremy Piven to alert me to the fact that you sell, not only shoes, but manbags as well.

And given Priscilla's current condition, I think "Loose Lips" is probably a misnomer.

This is bad news for the "Botox And Dreams" party I'm hosting at my apartment Sunday afternoon.

I thought Jack Bauer was the face of manbags everywhere.

@Trashtastic: Suuuuuurrreeeeee he is...

@NefariousNewt: the Duchess of Windsor ended up as a veg after her last face lift, which she got in her 80s. She's always been my cautionary tale against having work done.

@blondegrlz: You never see Jack Bauer go to the bathroom. That's because nothing escapes Jack Bauer.

@nellicat: Exactly. My male flatmate asked me as we were watching NIP/TUCK the other night if I would ever have plastic surgery and I was like NO WAY and went into a whole tirade about the industry. I think he is beginning to regret letting a feminist move into his flat.

When I look at this pic, I think about what the girls on Rock of Love will look like in 30 years. Where will Daisy's duck lips be then?

Pricilla, you dated Elvis and gave birth to Lisa Marie. The jig is up, we know you are not 29. You are going to end up frightening your daughter's new baby.

@brendastarlet: I think women (and men) should just accept that they are going to age and no amount of bondo and duct tape is going to make you young again.

@NefariousNewt: Hahahahaha! THAT was funny.

@NefariousNewt: the best thing women can do is not smoke, not drink in excess, and use sunscreen. All the reconstruction work in the world can't undo that damage.

I couldn't remember what she looked like before, so I did a google and came across this "gem" - "TMZ.com is claiming that Presley's 'pit-bull chewing on a wasp look' is all down to allegedly having her face botched by a quack. "

Pit bull chewing on a wasp? Who comes up with this stuff...although, they're kinda right, which is just sad.

@NefariousNewt: I love Chuck Norris jokes AND Jack Bauer, so you get extra points today.

@Leiakat: and married...darn pancakes have me all distracted.

@AthertonMerriweather: Don't worry babe, I got some leftover Jello we can use.

@brendastarlet: Um, my skin is screwed then. Cause I live in Texas and do everything I am not supposed to. Oh well.

@blondegrlz: "Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people."

Haha, my boyfriend and I saw her on TV the other night and were like, "SHE was married to Elvis? As in, Elvis from half a century ago? How? What? How?"

@brendastarlet: You forgot to add "have lots of great sex" to your list.

@NefariousNewt: I know, right? I mean if something could truly make me look 29 forever, I might be tempted. But these women always wind up looking vain and freaky. And yes, still old.

@cipsi: of course!@badmutha: have a Lone Star and forget about it.

@myrtlebeachbum: "Elvis, Elvis, let me be..."

what's with Jeremy Piven pulling on his ears in those photos?

@punkrockgirl: Daisy's lips freaks me out as well...she looks like Don Knotts in "The Incredible Mr. Limpet"!!!

@NefariousNewt: lalalalalalalaIcanthearyoulalalalalalala!!!!!!!!

@Macloserboy: Huh?

My old boss (who's pushing 70) told me that if I ever wanted to get plastic surgery, I should get a very slight face lift in my 50's. Don't wait until I am 65 and have my skin pulled to the back of my skull.

She looks about 10 years younger than her actual age, and I am convinced that many older actresses (who claim they've had nothing done) have done this.

But, I still don't think I could do it. Way too scary.

@Macloserboy: Not sure if this is a reference to Elvis/Priscilla or Orlando and his girlfriend.

Priscilla, by the way, is one of my very most favorite names. It was my grandmother's name and if I ever have a girl I am dying to pass it along to her.

@BAngieB: keep that pelvis far from me.

@BAngieB: After seeing Priscilla, Elvis is in terrible need of a percodan and a fried peanut butter sandwich with extra butter.

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Oh, no, dear Pickles, that would be a fried peanut butter and nanner sandwich.

@BeckySharper: wait-- that tool is related to the political family? So much makes sense for me now...

"Orlando Bloom and his model/girlfriend Miranda Kerr were spotted having a romantic dinner yesterday."

Does it qualify as gossip now when people who are in relationships go out to dinner with one another? Thank god I'm not famous, because me and my lover would be in the gossip rags, like, 3 or 4 times a week.

I hate Perez Hilton. I may be in the minority but i love Jeremy Piven. He absolutely makes Entourage so funny. Him a