Aren't Kirstie and O tight? Kirstie did her big bikini bod reveal on O's show.
I just have to share that the first time I saw Kirstie on Cheers I thought she was a transexual.

Ooo, ooo, ooo, I have an idea!
It could stand for "Sober! Really!"

The SR stands for "Sorry Ronson". The rest of the inscription is on the inside of the ring. It reads: "I'm with BAngieB."

Oh my god I had the HUGEST crush on Ethan in that movie and Empire Records. I know The Wire is a great show but he isn't looking so good these days. Sigh.

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Speaking of Empire Records!!!
I'll always love you Ethan.

Also, Ethan Embry! Shame on you! When I was 17 I wanted you to write me an emo-tastic letter and dream about the day we both ate strawberry pop-tarts for breakfast.

If your shoulder is injured that means your legs still work, which means you kick him in the balls and walk your ass to the nearest telephone to go to a hospital. Anyone who comes near me and my open wounds with fucking rubbing alcohol will have a pair of bloody stumps to show for it.

La la la la I can't hear you. You do not speak of ill of The Bass Player. Or anyone else in "That Thing You Do!" He is an upstanding member of society and in the Marines!

@a.clever.otter: Aww, I LOVE "That Thing You Do."

@Cry4Hemp: That little dance he did down the spiral staircase to "Video Killed the Radio Star"? SWOON.

God, I hope so, Lilo.
Oprah, nooooooo!
Ethan Embry, did you eat those pot brownies again? Your intials are E.something.E., not EMT.

I'm convinced the "SR" was misread -- it's really BA for BangieB.

Here I go to write my new hit song, Alone in My Principles.

@hortense: For reals! On both accounts. Oh Ethan, how I wish I knew how to masturbate when I was crushing on you.

I think a Lilo and SamRon relationship is just what America needs.
@a.clever.otter: I know right! Maybe she had some minor road rash? It's not like he just dumped a bottle of rubbing alcohol on the wound, it says "bandages" were involved.

@hortense: D'oh! Great minds!

Oh, god, Oprah...

If Oprah becomes a Scientologist--that's like the conversion of Constantine right there.

This must not happen.

SR : Surely Retarded

@howdybeep (oh, look -- a monkey):It stands for SinRoo. Yeah, that's right. I'm her lover.

Don't hate on Kirstie Alley! I've loved her ever since "It Takes Two." (Please tell me someone else obsessively watched that when they were little).

@jenndavo: Right thats it, heading to HMV to buy the DVD this weekend...

@hortense: Me too! I loved that stupid movie!

@BeAgrestic: Yes, and I think it's exactly what Linds needs too. SR will love her like those stupid, user boys won't.

@sobermonroe77 the sad and lonely HQ and not sober: Hehehe

@SinisterRouge on Notice!: I smell a cage match.

@braak: Seriously! Can someone please dispatch the Black Crusaders to avert the clusterfuck that would ensue if Oprah endorsed Scientology?!

Strangely enough, I was thinking about LL and SR while straightening my hair this morning, and I arrived at the conclusion that Lindsay is probably dating SR. Maybe it's kind of like Nikki on The L Word, where she can't come out because it could potentially damage her career (or at least turn off her teenage male fanbase). Although I don't really buy that, because all the straight teenage boys I've known have loved the lezebels.

That episode of Criminal Intent that starred both a bloated and balding Embry and a bloated and balding Brad Renfro (RIP) really put the nail in my childhood crush coffin. Oh, and the time that Calogero from A Bronx Tale SHOT AT A FUCKING COP.

The picture of her scarring from this incident actually does suggest the kind of minor wound I'd self-treat, but then again I have bad insurance and don't have to appear in a bikini on television.

The sole obvious reason someone would try to avoid reporting a motorcycle accident = under the influence, yeah?

Aw, mebbe they are and mebbe they aren't. But that ring? Please. My BFF and I sported the broken heart necklaces forever. Hers: BeFri. Mine: StEnd.

Yeah, it was the eighties.

I love Kirstie Alley. We KS girls go to the mats for each other. I need to find reruns of Veronica's Closet.

@Cry4Hemp: MARC Sucks!

Kirstie *does* know how to take care of her career. The gal is shrewd. From Fat Actress to Jenny Craig to Oprah reveal. I love when Jenny Craig dumped her as spokesperson she shot back "I'm gonna create my own weight loss program!" and now her BFF Oprah is giving her airtime. You go, Kirstie!

re: sr + lilo....alas, it may be true......v v V long sigh....

Can you think of another logical reason to employ Kirstie Alley?

She played a Vulcan once?

@Cry4Hemp: Le sigh. Ethan will never exist outside of Can't Hardly Wait, That Thing You Do! and Empire Records if I want to continue my junior high crush on him.

@battleaxonista: SEEEEEEEEERIOUSLY. Rubbing alcohol + open scrapes/wounds = hurts like hell. That would be a "no deal" for me.

@KittenFluff: I bet LiLo's male teenage fan base would be surprisingly supportive of a move to the sapphic team. But for all the wrong reasons.

@jenndavo: Or that giggle with GWAR and the magic brownies...yum.

@myrtlebeachbum: Ha, my BFF and I had those too!

It wouldn't shock me to learn Oprah's into Scientology. Her and Tom Cruise are probably all Pinky and the Brain about that shit.

@Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: Damn straight. Also: "Drop Dead Gorgeous"! And "Fat Actress" wasn't bad!

@hortense: @howdybeep (oh, look -- a monkey): Wait? What? Why would my pretty, pretty girl wear a ring with my initials? She is my little sister, I like to brush her hair and bake her cookies.

Anyway, that is Sam's ring Lindsay is wearing, Sam has had for years. All the cool kids have them...Lindsay got her own "LL" ring awhile back. I am annoyed with how hateful that story was about Lindsay. She is doing just fine, and, if anything, is showing a great deal of good taste by getting with that cute tomboy. But, of course, if it is just a phase, she can send her my way after she breaks her heart.

@sobermonroe77 the sad and lonely HQ and not sober: Please do not talk ugly about my pretty, pretty girl.

@Cry4Hemp: That is one of the world's most underrated movies. I had the poster up in my college dorm room and I was constantly having to explain it -- "C'mon, it's got the guy from 'Grease II' in it! It's GREAT!"

@h_a_l: Also, she's always raving about her BFF John Travolta. There's really no other excuse for that.

@braak: Far be it from me, but I wish Oprah into irrelevance. Let the Scientologists have her -- she might be the single thing that finally topples their house of cards. She's a bull in a china shop, and she spins off useless cronies (Hey, Dr. Phil, help anymore mentally disturbed former-teen singing sensations today?). Let them absorb her, let her fester in their midst for a while, then let her burst forth like a suppurating pustule from their carcass, when she suddenly determines that "hey, these guys are whackos!"

Then I'd watch her.

@aussierules: Why alas? Seems like she has better taste in girls than guys.

Ethan Embry has plenty of education to treat his girlfriend. He probably read for a minor role on ER once. That's good enough for me.

@SinisterRouge on Notice!: Thats how you got your star, you filthy slut...

Oprah is also in love with Travolta, like one step from jumping on the couch.

@Miss Pelled: @KittenFluff: Teenage boys like the sapphic team if they both look girly, not if one is a tomboy. Of course, that's the opposite of what I like, but, you know, whatever.

@aussierules: You have an extremely cute tomboy of your own, quit pouting because my pretty, pretty girl has one.

@jenndavo: "Say no more, Mon Amour!"

@howdybeep (oh, look -- a monkey): Oh, I think a cage match would be too vulgar for our Jezzies. But a thumb war-that would be Awesome.

Oprah's 'The Secret' crap melts my brain. They even said that diseases are brought on by a person's negative vibes. And when she has a whole episode on talking to dogs I want to kill her.