Oh my god, Myrtle. I hadn't looked at that post. That's fucking HILARIOUS.

I'd like to thank that fucking dyke Jodie Foster for giving me such good material.

YES! Justice. Finally myrtlebeachbum is recognized for her comic genius.

Good job, Myrtle.

And that person hasn't been banned yet? Damn.

@J.D.Regent: Word! It's about time! You are one funny fucking dyke, myrtlebeachbum!

@myrtlebeachbum: Don't forget about Buffalo Bob! Tuck your penis back and do a dance of gratitude for him, too!

@myrtlebeachbum: That's my fav line from the movie. My dad and I quote it like crazy.

@TruculentandUnreliable: NO, unfortunately. And she kept coming back to bitch about censorship and character and blah blah blah.

@jenndavo: Bill, is name was, right?

best best comment ever.

Jez, I agree with both the best (you rule, that shite was funny!) and the worst (that shite was shitty yo! You can't be burnin' down people's houses cause you don't agree.)

Kudos. *raises cocktail*

I still think this is the funniest comment that has ever been. Period.

i don't get it, the "Advantage" joke. Explain?

@myrtlebeachbum: Yay, Myrtle! I would flash you with my cybertits in congratulations but DZ is watching. ;)

@myrtlebeachbum: MBB, you made my day! (Hell, you make my day on a regular basis.)

@RyanB: Me too! MY BF gets pissed -- "It's such a horrific scene, why do you think it's so funny?" -- but I love yell it out while lotioning up.

@RyanB: Oops, yes. Buffalo Bob was Bill's younger brother ... never achieved the same level of noteriety, though.

I think Buffalo Bob was the guy from Joe Dirt.

@myrtlebeachbum: So glad you got the honor you so richly deserved.

That Astrozig is one mean em-eff. Did he not get Moe's sarcasm? I can't tell what it was in reference to.

@SarahBoBara: Advantage is flea medicine for dogs, and it goes on the skin. "It puts the lotion on its skin" is a creepy line from Silence of the Lambs, where Hannibal wants dude to lotion up so that he can make a sexy, sexy mask of of the dude's skin later.

@SarahBoBara: Silence of the Lambs BB and hostage scene. Advantage is a flea treatment for pets to make it nice and pest free for make pretty dog sweaters. Brilliant, Myrtle.

@zivah: Yeah, I'm still laughing at it.

All right, all right. It puts the lotion on the skin. Say it don't spray it.

@jenndavo: Yes, everyone gives me and my dad shit for quoting it all the timem, espcially my mom. She's so grossed out by the scene. But the use of the word "it" just kills me! I think it's so damn funny.

Worst comment got the ax already, huh? I didn't even get a chance to see who it was.

@zivah: Carolyn was not a dude. Carolyn was the daughter of a senator. At least I think her name was Carolyn.

@sarabadara: I can totally imagine Jerry Blank's voice saying that. So funny!

@jenndavo: Goodbyyyyyyyeeee Hooooorrrrsssseeess.

@westvillagegirl: Erm, yes, it has been awhile since I've seen the film. I thought it was a dude, hanging from the ceiling? No?

(Also, y'all should totally email Jessica with suggestions for best comment of the day - turns out she might be listening? Wink wink.)

@westvillagegirl: There's something I'd like to see: Jerri Blank as Clarice.

@zivah: Hanging from ceiling? No, I'm pretty sure the scene in question was when the woman was being held capitive down in that well in BB's basement. Remember, and she manages to get the little dog down with her?

@sarabadara: That image is killing me. Well, at least she'd have a cheap purse to go with her cheap shoes.

@westvillagegirl: Ah, that is ringing a bell.

@zivah: Maybe your thinking of the "cutting off face while still alive and suspended from ceiling on amyl nitrate" scene from Hannibal?

I am so glad I am not the only person who finds a lot of lines from Silence of the Lambs hilarious. Makes me feel less morbid. My personal fave after "it puts the fucking lotion in the fucking basket" is "waaaiiiit. Is she a big fat person?" said in creepy slowed-down sounding voice. Best movie ev-ar for quotables. Well done, Myrtle.

@westvillagegirl: from The Comfort Zone.

@myrtlebeachbum: Are we certain you are not a professional comedienne, you crack my shit up on a daily basis! Congrats mama!

My husband and I were in a SuperTarget the other weekend and he put a bottle of lotion in every basket in the basket section, laughing manically the whole time.

@sarabadara: The Comfort Zone ... talk about HORROR!!!

@Pinkosaurus: I covet your husband, even though I can't see him.

@westvillagegirl: Yeah, times like that really remind me what a keeper he is.

@myrtlebeachbum: Awesome MBB. Are you going to wear a tiara and feather boa to the ceremony? I have ones you can borrow.

@Pinkosaurus: Does he have a 'bro' I could borrow? Cuz damn, all this talk of lotion is getting me HORNEY. Further proof that I am a 15-year-old boy.

@Pinkosaurus: Your hubby rocks.

@sarabadara: I don't think I could handle how funny that would be!

MBB that was one of the best lines I've ever heard. Awesome!

@blondegrlz: Bitch, please. You know I have my own tiara. I wore it to my wedding and resurrect it for the Oscars each year.

Send me your gowns, though, body double. Also can I borrow your man.

@esmemurphy: now all i hear is cartman from south park screaming it to his toy doll as he plays "lambs" in the basement.

and i also use the lotion line all the time with friends. its somehow hilarious.

Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs makes me horny, in a slightly disturbing way. I don't know what it is, maybe his voice? His fake serial-killerness? He's like the old-school Dexter. I'm probably the only one that feels this way.
Anyway, MBB, I totally didn't get that joke at first, but when I did I laughed my ass off.
You deserve some kind of award.

@westvillagegirl: @stacyinbean: Jerri might ruin it by trying to get up on everyone though. You know how she does.

@myrtlebeachbum: You have your own man, but we could trade for a few weeks. Might be interesting. My gowns are in the mail.

I wear my tiara from my wedding when I vacuum, and sometimes my veil too.

@myrtlebeachbum: My only question now is: where's your star?

@blondegrlz: I love that you wear your tiara when you vacuum : )

@NefariousNewt: Bjork ate it.

@NefariousNewt: Aparently, getting best comment doesn't mean you get a star. Or maybe just getting best comment last month doesn't count. Hmph. Wait, why don't YOU have one?

@sarabadara: I don't plan on having another wedding, so my options are limited. I think I'll wear it while I give birth. Or maybe during the conception.

ok seriously! what is with the stars? at least they explained the star reward system in kindergarden.

*kicks dirt*

im going home.

@NefariousNewt: I think stars are only handed out at Gawker. And this is NOT a clever repsonse to a query.

@rad_matter: Oohh, shut up, me. Now there's stars at Jezebel--but I'll never get one because I only think I'm funny.

@pink_orchid: Go home!1!2!
I'm pissed off that no one thought my previous comment was enlightening, (and that someone agreed with me on youtube, but whatever.)
Now I'm gonna make my own I Love Pseudo Serial Killers Club, but since obviously no one wants to join, I don't care. And I'll give myself a star!
Seriously, this is a real(ish) club. Someone please join!!

@sarabadara: It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.
@myrtlebeachbum: Congrats sweetpea!
@blondegrlz: I've never had a bestie or a worstie.
@rad_matter: Nope, I don't do Gawker.

@blondegrlz: Dunno. If I knew what the criteria were for star commenting, I probably wouldn't work that hard at it. I'm not here to court the limelight... I just put in my two cents and hope to either create/amplify debate or make people laugh.

@megankills: Is it weird that I have that song on my ipod?