Loose Lips

Eve spazzed out on her chauffeur last night, screaming obscenities at him outside Eva Longoria's birthday party. We feel your pain, Eve. Eva Longoria makes us want to scream obscenities, too! • A British dude won an ebay auction for a date with Scarlett Johansson to the premiere of her forthcoming film, He's Just Not That Into You. His winning bid? $40,100. The proceeds go to Oxfam America. • George Clooney's ladyfriend Sarah Larson strutted the catwalk at the Ashley Paige show at L.A. Fashion Week. Sigh. Can't Georgie do better? We hear Uma Thurman is single these days! [TMZ, Us, Dlisted]