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Best Comment of the Day, in response to Love Doll: Hot Air: "I think it's hilarious that they feel the need to use the word 'love.' As if using the word "love" makes it less icky that you're essentially fucking a pool float." We say: it's love, American style! • Worst, in response to What Does Ashley Alexandra Dupré Teach Us About Our Fucked Economy?: "You'd think the Emporer's [sic] Club would spring for a nose job. She's losing at least $500/hr with that beak." We say: your girlfriend the inflatable love doll probably has the perfect nose, doesn't she?
[Image via Oh! My God! I Miss You]
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Go Dorothy!
In regard to the worstie, I am going to change my avatar to feature my beak.
@Archetype: Is that you!? Cool!
Every day i read this nd hope to fuck that I'm not the worst comment of the day...
Yeah. Men are looking at her nose.
@beastybeatsy: It's not so bad to be worst. I've done it.
I thought Ashley Alexandra Dupré (DiPietro) (Youmans) (Whatever) was especially hot because of her nose. In one of the myspace pics, she looks a lot like this hot Jewish girl I went to high school with.
In any case, it could hardly be called a beak. So, basically, fuck you, whomever you are.
I just want to say that although the best comment is indeed, funny, it's important that we pay attention and respect to the most important event in Jezebel history: The Mag Hag post.
Thank you all for your contributions. You made my life a shining beacon of lady love. I hug all of you with my legs in friendship.
Am I bad person for making this?
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i'm thinkin' her bare boobs are getting more attention.
@RayBay: I love me some Jewsish girls. I can't explain it...
Dear Worst Commenter: Big noses are tres sexy. And hers isn't even that big, so fuck off.
@SarahMC: No, it's Miss Kittin!
@funnyface: Yes, but you did it well.
i think the nosejob comment speaks for itself - the lame Mad-Magazine-circa-1987 snappy comeback is just a clunker...
@ineffable.me: You're right, that whole post deserves best comment. New here? Read that thread.
I'm going to make like Julianne Moore and smile and nod politely while my precious DZ walks away with my Bestie once again.
Bitch.
@Archetype: professional professional professional deeestorshen.
@BiscuitDoughJones: Jezebel bible it is.
@Archetype: Who's the girl eatin the apple?
@JessicaLovejoy: Backstairsly: Hah! No, and thank you.
@JessicaLovejoy: Backstairsly: I'd say no, but I'm a bad person so that might not be helpful.
@Archetype: Ha, GOD, I knew I was recognizing that avatar from somewhere, it just hadn't locked in yet.
@nodoubt9203 (Reefer Madness '36): :-)
@SarahMC: She's Miss Kittin. She's my favorite DJ.
@BiscuitDoughJones: Don't tell me what thread to read!
@hortense: 03/13/08 Never Forget.
@Archetype: Kittin's "Stock Exchange" is the only electroclash song I ever liked.
@hortense: I'll tell you whatever I want to tell you because I have freedom of speech and Jezebel is a domocracy only when it applies to having people agree with me and me being able to have my say. My voice is unique and special and you NEED to read about what I post about even if all I'm saying is what other people have been saying for the past 100 comments, because what is this place turning into anyway?
@Archetype: I like this one - so Suzanne Vega.
OMG! *wipes away tears and waves*
Thanks you guys!
@ineffable.me l0v3s unicorns!1!!1!: Best. Thread. EVAH!! Unicorns!!1!!1!!!
@Lady Skittlehattington's Publicist: I love you, you classy bitch!
OK, I'm seriously pissed that I missed out on the MagHag thread because I usually skip those. Dammit.
@BiscuitDoughJones: Shame on you! Shame on us all!
@ineffable.me l0v3s unicorns!1!!1!: Seriously. I will think about unicorn rape, butt onions, and cubic zirconia vadges until the day I die. And giggle.
My favorite model on Project Runway was the girl with the AMAZING hooked nose. She was pretty from the front, but in profile her nose was just like WOW. So unique, I loved it.
@ineffable.me l0v3s unicorns!1!!1!: Thank you for mentioning it here. What a ride that was.
@DorothyZbornak: *flashes boobs*
@Lady Skittlehattington's Publicist: Aww yeah!!
Wha? *goes back to look at her nose* It looks seriously cute and normal to me, what am I missing?
Seriously, which Mag Hag post was so revolutionary? I check out most of 'em! I come here to trumpet about the fact that I don't care about celebrities, and then I totally eat up the Mag Hag posts because they fulfill my inner voyeur. Links? Anyone?
@tscheese: nothing ever happened.
I like an imperfect nose. What I can't stand is a cookie cutter, nose job nose. Do worst comments of the day cause the poster to be banned?
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