Loose Lips

Ugh: Terrible news. The New York Post is confirming the National Enquirer report: Patrick Swayze does have terminal pancreatic cancer. Swayze was diagnosed a little more than a month ago. According to the Post, the average life expectancy for those with pancreatic cancer is six to nine months. • TMZ is wondering: is Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger the new Heidi Fleiss? Turns out that the two girls on last night's season finale, Cidney and Marcela, were, respectively, a Playboy Cybergirl of the month and an escort. Bravo called Cidney a "journalist." Is that part of our job description now? • ABBA's "Dancing Queen" was named the gayest song ever by an Australian website called SameSame. Runners up: "YMCA" and "I Will Survive." [NY Post, TMZ, DListed]