Best Comment of the Day, in response to Loose Lips: "I'm surprised Bail Ling can shoplift considering she's always half naked. Did she stick US Weekly up her VAGINA? ." We say: Actually, yes! • Worst, in response to Wife-Carrying, Rosary Clutching, Speed Dating: Valentine's Day Is A Global Affair: "My valentine's date just called (literally 10 minutes ago) to cancel because he's getting back with his ex-girlfriend. awesome. happy valentines day to me!" We say: Ugh. We're hoping he gets a wicked case of the panty crickets this fine VD(ay).

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