Man, time has not been kind on Chris Martin...

@ineffable.me: Living with Gwynnie can do that to you!

@ineffable.me: I was going to ask who that dude is, but then I read your comment and just cracked the hell up instead.

How spiritual looking they are.

who's her escort? he's intriguing.

@etvoila: Geraldo!

she bugs...but i love that bag!

I want to tackle her, snatch her wallet from her purse and go buy her some donuts and Popeye's with her own credit card. Then I will sit on her until she eats it all and becomes jolly.
Then she will give me her awesome coat as a thank you present.
No Gwennie, thank YOU!

She was escorted out, nicely.

I hope she's giggling, like that Madonna is such a sucka.

Are giant men the new accessory for making tall girls feel petite? She's gotta be at least 5'9''.

I need that bag.

at least it's not Scientology. . . yet. And yes, that bag is awesome.

That is a large and beautiful handbag. Your lord wants you to give it to me.

@stacyinbean: see I could never carry something like that around all the time-I'd be crippled! It's gotta way 50 lbs!

Oh for frig's sake your friggen celebrities. You CANNOT study REAL Kabbalah unless you've studied Torah and Talmud for YEARS and YEARS... IN HEBREW.

Grrrr...

@brookidy: It clearly clashes with the red string bracelet. Blasphemy!

I fell in love with Oprah again when Gwyneth shared a recipe on the show and O said it was for shit.

looks like Mom...

@LaComtesse: but God loves people who have lots of money more... right?

@brookidy: @stacyinbean: No, no. You're both wrong. That bag is clearly destined for me. Silly girls.

The handbag is Balenciaga, FYI, and it is mind-numbingly gorgeous in person. And also over $1k, but hey. Pretty!

In other news, I may have a handbag addiction problem.

@myrtlebeachbum: ha! What was the recipe?

@stacyinbean: I need it too.

I love her.

@myrtlebeachbum:
Pray tell, what was it?

Are there recipes for raw food? Step 1, peel a carrot. Step 2, eat it joylessly.

@ineffable.me: Must be all that macrobiotic food and Gwyneth's total lack of humor talking its toll.

@ineffable.me: LOL!
Man, if it's trendy she'll get on it, won't she? Kaballah, microbiotic diet, I'm just waiting on her to adopt an African baby. That will complete her ridiculous celebrity trifecta.

@AbbyNormal: Personally, I'm on a microbiotic diet. Straight up E.Coli for me, and let me tell you, it does WONDERS for your figure.

@dirtyfez: everything is over 1k

@artfulslinger: haha! perhaps geraldo's mustache-challenged older brother?

i hate gwyneth paltrow, but i love her mother.

@BringBackTheBustle: I'm 5'8" and she was at least 2 inches taller than me when I stood next to her at Starbucks. She had on Nikes then.

That coat would make me a better and more spiritual person.

@LaComtesse: She was raised Jewish.

@artfulslinger: plus isnt her dad like a religious studies professor or something? ah no, im thinking about uma thurman.. uh. carry on

@ineffable.me: Everything in the world, or everything on her?

@ineffable.me: Hah!!!

@BringBackTheBustle: I know, I know! I think it was some kind of broiled fish. This must have been before she began chewing exclusively on roots and tree bark.

Gwyneth is carrying MY large bag to conceal all the kaballah water she just stole. Hence the self congratulatory smirk.

@katekate: Naturally. What can poor people do for God?

@artfulslinger: You can be raised Jewish and never pick a Torah in your life. ALSO, Kabbalah is NOT for everyone in the Jewish community-- many people are never considered "ready" for it.

Ya know, I MAY have mentioned this before..but
I.loathe.her.
I am all stabby now.... Bah

@mightymouth: you know...both? every "it bag" certainly is.

Is that guy with her a magician? I'm getting a magician vibe from him.

@bowlingfordollars:

Okay, so she's 5'10'' in heels, and dude is TOWERING over her!

@LaComtesse: Gar, I know!!! My siblings' dad is Jewish, and he just rankles when he hears that Madonna is some Kabbalah expert, and wrote her childrens books with the themes and lessons she learned studying it, blah blah blah. And Madonna totally acts like because she got into it awhile back (oh! like a handful of years), that she has the same credibility and informed exigesis as a rabbi. But with a British accent, of course.

@ineffable.me: But... it's so pretty.

Not her, though. I actually loathe her. I just enjoy her taste in bags. And oddly, her taste in private security dudes or whoever that guy is escorting her. He looks interesting in a "may or may not have been involved with organized crime at one point" kind of way.

@BringBackTheBustle: Ooh, sometimes raw food can be freaking incredible. You're a Bostonian, right? There's an amazing restaurant in Beverly. You wouldn't even know it's raw. I'm serious.

That said, she still sucks.

how does one become so utterly joyless?

@MissCricket:
But I'm also a vegan. Don't take 'cooked' from me, it's one of the few things I've got

@AbbyNormal: The accent gives her hithertofore unimagined powers...

Seriously though, the whole Kabbalah thing pisses me off as much as white people trying to co-opt American-Indian culture. It's like "you admire the aesthetic, but you have NO IDEA what this is. leave it alone."

@katekate: Hee! Me, too, actually. Prolly why I ain't as dour as Gwynnie. I'm bloated with happiness, which, according to an earlier post, means I must be real messy, too.
@incurable paranoiac: Blythe Danner is awesome!

@bowlingfordollars: Funny, I usually find the "Tall" girls are usually about 5'7-5'8//absolutely exaggerate their height...
I stood right next to Cameron and was surprised that she was about 2 inches shorter than me. Also, Famke, Helena, Christy--all shorter than expected.

@SharonTaint: Dude. Macrobiotic diet. Doesn't that explain it all?

@the memorexe: Miss Dolly Dimple, seen with escort. Film at 11.

Anthony Bordain? I thought she was doing that TV show with Mario Batali.