Do not fuck with the Bjork. As mentioned earlier, the Icelandic brawler attacked a photographer in New Zealand over the weekend. Now the victim, Glenn Jeffrey, is speaking out: "I got about three or four frames of her, and as I turned and walked away she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black [shirt] and tore it down the back." Jeffrey is not pressing charges against the tiny tyrant. • Lohan has been spotted with a new mystery man! He's kinda cute, but perhaps he's just her main gay? • Good God, is Beyonce knocked up, too? Stay tuned! [People, A Socialite's Life, Dlisted]

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