Film producer Ash R. Shah has offered the Berlin Zoo $5 million for the rights to Knut the polar bear's story. But that's not all! Shah allegedly wants Suri Cruise to voice the formerly beleaguered bear. So far, the script consists of gurgling sounds and the words "mama" and "poopy." • Here's some pictures of Lindsay Lohan dry humping some dude at a bar in Italy. Straight class! • Speaking of classy, Pam Anderson rang in the New Year at LAX in Vegas. [Dlisted, Mollygood, A Socialite's Life]
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