Reader Roundup

Best Comment of the Day, in response to Gennifer Flowers, Former Clinton Concubine, Says She'll Vote For Hillary: "She then added, 'Who are the others again? I don't keep up with the news anymore. I'm too busy working on my latest project, Skank: The Opera.'" We say: the hills are alive with the sound of extramarital fellatio. Worst, in response to Sharon Stone: The Fur Flies: "I wonder if the fur matches the carpet?" We say: you're not called "King Blah" for nothing.