Keeping Up With The Kardashians — the reality show about "accidental" porn star Kim Kardashian and her blended family — premiered on E! last night, and we think it's going to be highly watchable. The show opens with Kim saying, "We have baggage. But it's like Louis Vuitton baggage — you always want it." Which brings us to Kim's momager Kris, and her thoughts on her daughter's "leaked" sex tape (which earned Kim an estimated $5 million): "As a mother, I wanted to kill her. But as a manager, I knew that I had a job to do." It's not surprising that the stage mom's youngest daughters — Kendall, 11, and Kylie, 9 (dad is Olympic gold medalist Bruce Jenner) — seem to be growing up fairly quickly. Kylie, wearing three-inch heels, proves that she has the potential for a long career in reality television when she swings around a stripper's pole —be prepared to see her as a Rock of Love contestant in 10 years or so! BTW, the pole is installed in the parents' bedroom and was an anniversary present from Kim. Touching!