A thousand years ago in internet time, a New York Post columnist who definitely wasn't trying to write herself into a possible future book deal (which she got) and maybe romcom deal (which she has yet to get, thank god) told everyone who would listen that her boyfriend told her that once she made him 300 sandwiches, he'd propose to her. And she was like, yay! And everyone else was like ugh. Well, our long national nightmare is over: 300 Sandwiches Lady has gotten engaged to the guy who she thinks looks like Alexander Skarsgard. After only making 257 sandwiches.
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