Tough Love

Dear Gawker-for-Girlies,

"I have been dating my boyfriend for five minutes and he says he is stifled. We moved in together and we spend most of our time together because I follow him to work every day. But now he doesn't hug me and tells me he wants to get a job in Australia. Is he trying to dump me?

Dear Psycho,

Yes.

Hugs,

Gawker-for-Girlies