Slap happy!

We always thought that if we ever in the unfortunate position of having to be a prostitute, that we would be a dominatrix, because at least that way, we’d get to humiliate men for a living (yay!) and we wouldn’t have to have sex.

How utterly horrid to find out, from a real live former dominatrix, that we might have to give hand-jobs!

Also, our parents might not be too happy to find out that not only did we once ram pins into men’s willies for a living, but now we’ve written a book about it:

“Besides, being a dominatrix was never going to be what I did for ever. My family will be pleased to hear that, particularly my mother, who has only just found out about my career. I’m from a nice, conservative Jewish area of Toronto; she’s a teaching assistant and my dad’s an accountant. She just can’t understand why her daughter would want to do what I’ve done — then write about it so explicitly. They think it somehow reflects on them; that people will think there was something wrong with them as parents.

…..I suppose there aren’t many mothers who want to read about their child’s sexual experiences in such detail.”