End of Days.

Community-servicer Michelle Rodriguez says she plans to "make giving back sexy and fuckable." Sorry, hon, but Angelina Jolie beat you to it already.

Everyone we know is talking about this clip from the Tyra Banks show. What they don't know is that earlier in the same episode, Tyra popped an audience member's cystic, pus-filled pimple. On camera. In close-up.

What's next, a bull-dyke haircut? Not content with dumping her husband and losing a reported 10 pounds, Reese Witherspoon fires her agent.

Daily Candy continues to make groan-inducing sex jokes. Even so, we love this.

Central Connecticut State University student and newly-minted douchebag John Petroski tells CNN "It wasn't my intention to make girls on campus cry."