The totally reputable National Enquirer has reportedly obtained a shot of Zac Efron collapsed in the Thompson Hotel on January 3rd after an overdose of “hillbilly heroin” Oxy, obtained during a batshit night of drinking. Efron reportedly got the pills from the street and requested all party guests to buy forty for $1,200.
Before passing out, he has sex with a “mystery brunette,” which kind of sounds like a code name for some other hip drug but let’s assume it is literal fornication. A witness says: “If he doesn’t clean himself up, he’ll be Hollywood’s next big drug tragedy.” [Radar Online]
Corbin Bleu would really love if Zac Efron would come by Dancing With The Stars. Would really, really, really love it. [Inquisitr]
Miley Cyrus commemorated her Rolling Stone cover story by having “ROLLING $TONE” tattooed on her feet, instead of going on Facebook and posting about it for the benefit all those girls who used to tell her she got her clothes at the rag shop, not that that happened to me, ASHLEY GOLDFOND. [E!; image via Instagram]
Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb will be straddling the greying, stringy-haired unicorn known as Journalism. Yesterday the two announced their new positions as New York Daily News columnists. Kathie Lee is slightly concerned: “If you read something that’s offensive, remember that we were probably joking.” K. [NYDN]
Richard Gere and wife Carey Lowell are beginning divorce procedures after 11 years of marriage. The two have been “spending time apart for quite some time.” You are basically asking for it when you call your house Strongheart Manor. [Page Six]
- Rihanna is having a (totally justifiable and worthwhile, I am sure!) Twitter feud with 22-year-old singer Teyana Taylor, who is on Kanye West’s label. During which Teyana briefly changed her Twitter background to pictures of beat-up Rihanna. Kee-RIST. [Idolator]
- Lamar Odom says that the Kardashians have been a better family to him than his own. [TMZ]
- Kim Kardashian will voice an sexy female alien on American Dad. [Gossip Cop]
- Tommy Lee flipped the fuck out on Nicolas Cage’s son Weston. [TMZ]
- Shocker: Charlie Sheen did not get put on a jury panel when he was called in for jury duty. [TMZ]
- The dude who directed Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium thinks it sucks too, Vince Gilligan. [TMZ]
- More details on the Samberg/Newsom nuptials: Of course they got married in Big Sur. With a yellow-tailed thrush as their witness and a dew-covered fawn as the ringbearer. [Us Weekly]
- Ellen Pompeo now says that her Emmys diss was off the record. [Us Weekly]
- Can we just have a sitcom of TMZ and Jane Lynch? [TMZ]
- Dr. Drew opened up about his battle with prostate cancer last July. [People]
- Beyonce’s got long hair again. Also no shoes. [People]
- “Michael Shannon, Steve Buscemi and Toni Collette seeing the band Travis at Webster Hall” and then having a vigorous threesome maybe? [Page Six]
- Amanda Bynes missed court and was deemed unfit to stand trial. [NYDN]
- Taylor Swift hung out with a 7-year-old fan who was severely injured after being struck by a moped on the way to her concert. [NYDN]
- Chris Brown and Drake are friends again. [Page Six]
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