You're Never Too Young To Start Stealing Botox

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boob (mis)shapenness reminds me that when i was 10 (and a B cup) my grannie, in a desperate bid to get me to wear a bra, told me that my boobs would get bigger and bigger and bigger until they hung down to my knees if i didn't wear a bra.

so, i started wearing a bra all the time. even to SLEEP. for FIVE YEARS.

also, i'm a g cup. but grannie's still awesome. she tried.