How did I know you wanted to watch Jeff Goldblum wear a volumized shaggy wig and talk about how his beauty has benefited from good lighting, while shirtless and sitting in a hot tub? How didn't I know?

General Electric tapped the talents of Tim and Eric of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job for this truly bizarre (though not that bizarre for that gruesome twosome tbh) "infomercial" about, well, lightbulbs. And an app.

It's no Brule's Rules with Dr. Steve Brule, but it'll do. Oh yes, Mr. Goldblum, it'll do. MANDATORY BUCKAROO BANZAI GIF, ACTIVATE: