Your Love Of Sweatpants Is Driving Men Away

We’ve finally learned why there are so many single women in New York, thanks to a coffee wrapper spotted by a Copyranter tipster. You see, anytime you leave your apartment looking like anything less than a dolled-up sex goddess, men immediately pick up stakes and set out for a location where women’s primary occupation in life is being hot and sexy all day long (so in other words, Courtney Stodden’s front lawn). On the plus side, once we’ve driven out all the eligible bachelors, leisurewear-sporting angry feminists will be free to rule the city as we see fit.