Illustration for article titled Your Favorite New Kid On The Block Was Gay The Whole Time

Young women develop their ability to have crushes on boys years before they develop a gaydar to help discern upon which boys crushes would be fruitless. In the gap years lies the careers of Ricky Martin and Jonathan Knight.


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Meh, ameteurs. I'm so old, and my gaydar was so poorly developed, I had a 12-year old crush on Elton John.