The New York Times Magazine is on a roll with its Jezebellian cover subjects. This Sunday, the cover story is about Tyra Banks, and naturally we were absolutely stoked, but our hearts practically fell out of our butts when the press release informed us that among things, the profile will cover Tyra's "275 smiles from 'angry but still smiling' to 'flirting with boyfriend.'" Which smile do you think she's using in this photo? Our guess is "Bratz chic." (Click image to view larger version.)
While I think she got a raw deal on the whole "fat" thing, Tyra just doesn't have the chops to be a Martha or Oprah. Having lost several hours of my life at a taping of her show, I can attest to the fact that she is not meant for mass consumption. Direct Quote: "OH MY GOD, You're so tall? Isn't she tall? You're like 6' 12" in those shoes!!"