Holy shit! It finally happened: Someone literally got stabby while watching Tyra Banks! A woman in Seattle had some friends over her house to drink beer and watch America's Next Top Model. One of her guests was talking too loudly, and after several attempts to shut the woman up, the host tried to kick her out of her apartment. The argument turned physical, replete with clumps of hair (we're secretly hoping it was a weave) being pulled out of scalps, until the host grabbed a paring knife from the kitchen and repeatedly stabbed the woman in the chest and neck. The victim is, thankfully, alive, and her attacker, as of last evening, is still at large. [Seattle PI]