You Probably Shouldn't Mess With Jessica Alba

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New York, November 15. Image via Bauer-Griffin.

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Okay, seriously, what is she doing with an axe? I cannot think of a single reason why anybody would need to walk around with an axe. She is neither chopping wood nor chopping through a building on fire.

Is it the latest in self defense? Like the first episode of Buffy when she claimed that everyone in LA carries wooden stakes now? Are we going to start seeing axes covered in the Vuitton logo?