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You don't have to say it: Paul knew you'd been missing him. That's why he put himself up for sale at this exclusive speed-dating site. Now you too can, for a small fee, have what special bloggers get free: a date with the Iron Chef of date rape. Don't think eight minutes is long enough to get properly molested? Think again. [PocketChange]

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stacyinbean

Are people actually attracted to this thing? He looks like those chicks who try and make 'serious sexy face' for pictures and end up looking like complete fools. (see: my roommate's facebook pic)