I didn't mean to show you another sex toy so soon after yesterday's vibrator-in-a-lamp, but this one has another novel twist. Made To Pleasure lets you custom-design your own vibrator to suit whatever your "needs". [MTP via Dezeen]
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Even though it would be for decorative purposes only (unless the man himself showed up), I desperately want one of these which looks like John Boehner trying to kiss John Boehner.