Here's something you never knew you wanted: Robert Redford giving smoldering eyes while a Kanye West track plays.

Richard Sandling ("That Awesome Movie Guy") cobbled together this faux trailer. The visuals and the dialog are directly from the 1974 iteration of The Great Gatsby ‚ÄĒ written by Francis Ford Coppola and directed by Jack Clayton ‚ÄĒ starring Redford, Mia Farrow and Sam Waterston. However: The music and scene sequences match up to a trailer for the 2013 Baz Luhrmann Gatsby. You can't repeat the past? Of course you can. And here, the past and the future collide in a weird retrocurrent mindfuck. I don't know if I like it, but I watched it five times. How show-stopping are Mia Farrow's peepers?

[NBC News]

BTW: Some people keep calling the 1974 Gatsby the first Gatsby ‚ÄĒ how could you forget about the weird not-20s-looking-at-all Alan Ladd version from 1949?