Are you witty? Are you sassy? Do you have a voice that people will pay to listen to for 12 whole hours, probably while they're driving across the country but maybe also while they're sitting in Beltway rush hour traffic wondering whether it wouldn't be better, after all, to be a butterfly? If you answer and enthusiastic, "Fucking right I am/do!" to all of these questions, then you might consider applying to narrate the late Helen Gurely Brown's Sex and the Single Girl, which is finally getting the audiobook treatment. The 112,000-word book takes about 12 hours to narrate, an endeavor you can embark on online. If you're chosen, you'll get paid some unspecified amount of money (probably, I don't know, a bajillion dollars? That sounds right for audiobook narrators...) and you'll get join the ranks of such prolific narrators as Morgan Freeman, Sigourney Weaver and Johanna Parker of the Sookie Stackhouse-series fame.
Audition For ‘Sex & The Single Girl' Audiobook [Mediabistro]
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