You can actually see the hate in his eyes. Oh, and you can BUY THIS. God speed, cats.
OMG. My favorite part of the listing:
For supervised kitties who are used to cat hats only!
This prompted me to wonder, "ARE THERE CATS THAT WEAR HATS ON THE REGULAR???"
Which led to an Etsy search. Which led to an answer.
I don't even know what kind of event would call for this.
I want to know who loves Thanksgiving enough to do this to a creature.
And now I want to make a "Nice Cats of OKCupid" Tumblr.