Today in Tweet Beat, Yoko prefers snail mail, Tyra makes an important announcement about her real hair, Sherri Shepherd is missing a box of fake hair, and someone hired Pauly Shore to act in something.
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DISCUSSION
I don't even know where to begin. The infinite banality of Twitter is an amusement unto itself, isn't it? What *can't* you do on it? Do prostate cancer PSAs! Talk about your scrapbooking/porno magazine work! Fake hair issues? Twit about it!
I would also very much like to know how Courtney Love got a picture of herself with a taxidermied turtle (wut) without a "photo device." (Also, I sort of want to give her daughter a hug. Jesus.)