Yesterday we posted about Men's Health's somewhat-contradictory "50 Things Men Wish You Knew" list, and in honor of their number one, "Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong," we're gonna go all Liz Phair on them and answer every single one. Click the tag for the first thing we wish men knew.
1. You know what? We can't come standing up, especially if we're distracted by how much our feet hurt stuffed into those dumb heels, so just stop asking and be nice to us when it's over.