Tila Tequila, perhaps best known as the most popular artist on Myspace (according to page views) circa April 2006, and whose occupation is listed as "Glamour model" on Wikipedia, and probably most relevantly, who we all thought would fade into rightful obscurity following the cancellation of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila in 2008, is back. Why? Oh, because today she posted a poorly photoshopped picture to Facebook in which she's wearing a red swastika armband and a SS uniform cap. And she's standing in front of Auschwitz. And she's calling herself "Hitila", a portmanteau of "Hitler" and "Tila"
This disturbing picture isn't the first we've seen of Hitila's decent into creepiness. Animal New York has been digging up all sorts of horrifying stuff:
On Friday, Tequila posted a Daily Mail article about James Marcus Howe, a director who'd worked on her show and was murdered in his Los Angeles home last month. Her lengthy caption seemed to revel in Howe's death, and included the text, "GOD SEE'S [sic] YOU DIRTY FUCKING KIKES WORKING FOR THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN AND I HAVE RETURNED AS HIS MESSENGER!"
When people in the comments call her out, she's actively responding — calling them every name in the book and writing things like "Racist my ass bitch sit the fuck down. Learn you history before you open your mouth to be with such ignorance!"
What history is Hitila talking about? Oh, I'm sure you can guess from her blog entry "Why I Sympathize With Hitler Part 1: True History Unveiled." You don't even have to click that to know the type of garbage she ranting about, just know that she posts about 50 super creepy photos of Hitler while being offended that the only photos of Hitler are creepy.
Then, as if this woman couldn't get more pathetic, Animal New York points us to where things fall from deluded racism into OMG SOMEONE HELP HER. In "Dear Diary: The True Story of My Epic Life Battle in 3 Minutes!", she writes about her battles with reptilian agents of the Illuminati:
It was so strange because at that time I had no idea what was happening to me. All I knew was that it was all real. I looked up into the sky and a portal of light opened up! It was a circle and there were a bunch of Angels looking down on me, watching my battle. Then I flew up there to be with them and then it continues…. 'til this very day. Oh, except for the reptilians. After I slained 3 of them last year they have stopped bothering me. They DID however, ask me to join their team before the battle began. Of course I politely apologized before I turned down the deal and then BAM MOTHERFUCKER! The battle began!
I can't tell if this is a desperate grab at relevance or whether she truly is a mildly terrifying racist nutball who thinks that the Taco Bell logo is the eye of Horus and that the location of five Outback Steakhouses outside Phoenix, Arizona form a pentagram.
Either way, it's the fucking grossest and here's hoping she gets some help.