Dave Castro carried his 97-pound wife Lacey through a 278-yard obstacle course in 54.45 seconds to win the North American Wife Carrying Championship. The couple received Lacey's weight in beer and five times her weight in cash. [N.Y. Post]
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I wish it were just "chick carrying championships. " My brother can haul my ass all over the place (I am NOT 97 pounds) and run like a motherfucker. I'd keep the cash, he could keep the beer. This would be good.