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Word is there's an ultimate vibrator in the works that will make its debut at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas this year, during the AVN Awards (the Oscars of porno). According to the press release, the vibe, called "SaSi" uses "groundbreaking sensual-intelligence technology. It learns what you like and remembers it with its easy-to-adjust, iPod-inspired interface." It's rechargeable, and made of medical-grade silicone that's water-resistant, and bacteria-resistant. It also washes your dishes, walks your dog, and makes your bed in the morning. It'll be available for sale at Babeland in March 2008. [AVN]

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@wigglepuppy: My First Vibe was some waterproof, purple plastic genericon thing and for the first few years I owned it I largely ignored it for all the reasons you mentioned. Then one day I was like, Damn it, this is gonna work for me. If you haven't already, just take it slowly. Make sure you have one with adjustable speeds and stuff... bells and whistles are not necessary. Honestly I think part of it was total insecurity on my part. Like, is this working? What am I doing? Overanalysis of setting, etc. The usual insecurity ish.

@jessy ratfink: I think that may mean you're getting closer... That's how it was for me too! Seriously, it may sound lame but I approached it totally business-like (it IS my Business) and decided I was gonna work through whatever till I reached the Goal.

Nobody's clit's broke! Work past the funny feelings and it WILL happen... and it WILL be fun. For the rest of your lives!