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Woman Breaks Up with Drum Kit for the Statue of Liberty

Amanda Whittaker, 27, is an objectum sexual who recently ended a 10-year relationship with a drum kit and is now in a long distance love affair with the Statue of Liberty or "Libby." Whittaker says she would marry Lady Liberty, but doesn't think it would be fair to others in her situation.

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Boiled down, this is just a non-traditional twist on a very common story: High school girl falls in love with drummer because she likes his shape and recklessness, comes to her senses and ends up in a relationship with a solid woman. Go your own way, Amanda.

Lady ended passionate affair with drumkit and fell in love with the Statue of Liberty [Nothing To Do With Arbroath]

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