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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Woman Breaks Up with Drum Kit for the Statue of Liberty

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Amanda Whittaker, 27, is an objectum sexual who recently ended a 10-year relationship with a drum kit and is now in a long distance love affair with the Statue of Liberty or "Libby." Whittaker says she would marry Lady Liberty, but doesn't think it would be fair to others in her situation.

Boiled down, this is just a non-traditional twist on a very common story: High school girl falls in love with drummer because she likes his shape and recklessness, comes to her senses and ends up in a relationship with a solid woman. Go your own way, Amanda.

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