Win Cool Goodies In The Jezebel Bounty Contest

It’s another freebie day at Jezebel! Use your tack-sharp wit to win Etsy swag in the latest installment of our Bounty Contest.

This week’s contest:
You know the drill, we’re looking for the wittiest, most original caption — a la New Yorker cartoons — for this highly interesting photo from the November issue of Vogue.

Don’t be sheepish, give us your caption-y gold!

What you win:
Give your t-shirt collection some bite, courtesy of Circular Accessories. Each of the two winners will receive this hand-silkscreened 100% cotton scoop neck top.

Chomp on that.

Submit your captions in the comments only. The deadline for contest entries is Tuesday, November 15 at 11 pm ET. (NB: This is not a LOLVogue contest; maybe we’ll take that approach another time). On that evening (11/15), a Jezebel editor will pick two winners(!) from the comments on this post at her’s sole discretion based on wittiness and originality. We will notify the two winners by email on Wednesday, November 17 by 12pm ET.

All standard Gawker contest rules apply.

Some additional requirements: You must have a valid email associated with your commenter account. You may submit an entry or request a winner’s list via mail to Gawker Media, Attn: Weekly Jezebel Bounty Contest, 210 Elizabeth, 4th Floor, NY, NY, 10012. Approximate retail value for prizes is less than $200.