GTFO, Blake Lively‚ÄĒthere is no better Best Life candidate than 86-year-old widow Lee Wachtstetter, who has been a permanent resident of a luxury cruise ship for nearly 7 years.

Sure, cruises are generally a terrible idea, but the 1,070 passenger Crystal Serenity‚ÄĒvoted Conde Nast Traveler's #1 "reader's choice" cruise line for 21 years straight‚ÄĒseems a better retirement locale than most. Wachtstetter, or "Mama Lee," as she's called on board, sold her 5-bedroom Ft. Lauderdale home after her husband died and took to the open seas; she "stopped counting after 100" countries and rarely gets off the boat anymore: "Just say I've been to almost any country that has a port," she said.

Istanbul is the rare exception: "I can't resist the Grand Bazaar," Wachstetter said. "You can find gorgeously regal or glitzy outfits there, perfect for formal or casual wear and not terribly expensive. I have to restrain myself every time because of my limited cabin space."

The cost of living like a goddamn queen? A steep $164,000 per year. According to USA Today, "That'll cover costs of her single-occupancy seventh deck stateroom, regular and specialty restaurant meals with available lunch and dinner beverages, gratuities, nightly ballroom dancing with dance hosts and Broadway-caliber entertainment ‚ÄĒ as well as the captain's frequent cocktail parties, movies, lectures, plus other scheduled daily activities."

When she's not heating up the dance floor, Mama Lee likes to spend her time working on needlepoint gifts for the crew. They're happy to return the favor:

"The crewmembers bend over backwards to keep me happy. Some are almost like family now. If they don't have what I want, they get it. Even if they have to buy it off the ship or make it to my specific needs."

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This is the single most optimistic account of aging I've ever seen. Keep living the dream, Mama Lee.

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