Why Tweet When You Can Text? 

People are tweeting, this week and always. Poorly considered takes, myopic loyalties, slow drips of neurosis, and things we should conceal from others but instead, indulging our confessional urges or a drive toward self-sabotage, share publicly. When I see the tweets I wonder: Do they not have group text?

Whenever I consider tweeting, I ask myself two questions:

1. Is this about grapes?

2. Is this for group text?

Then:

What do you tweet about?