Last week, Kay S. Hymnowitz argued in a Wall Street Journal op ed that men nowadays are exactly like men in beer commercials. In response, noted cutting edge academic journal noticed that women also suck because they're lazy idiots who can't cook and who suck at being mothers. This is just like in second grade when everyone decided that everyone else had cooties and then spent recess chasing each other around and trying to rub Cheeto dust all over each other's Oshkosh B'Gosh overalls.