Where Did the Dude in the Coke Ad's Nipples Go?

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Our friends in the UK are being thoroughly creeped out by Coke's new campaign which includes a headless shirtless man pouring himself a fine glass of Diet Coke. Said headless shirtless man appears to have zero nipples, which is either some type of astounding genetic anomaly or, more likely, a staggering Photoshop fail. Here's the whole ad:

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I seriously cannot stop looking at it. Where did they go? Are they hiding? Do you have them? Maybe his nipples just doesn't like Diet Coke?

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Also, I'd like to congratulate, from the very bottom of my heart, the Body Opponent Bag who has apparently scored a new gig as the faceless face of Coca Cola. I got "100% Love" for you, bro.

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Seriously BOB, it's your time to shine.


Image of BOB via Century MMA.

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Bears for President

I just think they're making an important point here. Clearly the health benefits of drinking a soda with no calories have removed him of his unsightly and superfluous nipples.