In 1996, Lush's "Ladykillers" was the Spice Girls' "Wannabe" of girls who smoked clove cigarettes. I heard it for the first time in ten years the other night and was startled to remember all the words, and now the fucking thing will not exit my mind, so I found it on YouTube and put that and a link to the lyrics after the jump (click the pic!) because I don't think you will find a more timeless message in more hilariously dated packaging. The lyrics are sooooo much more meaningful 12 asshole-rich years later.
I still smoke clove cigarettes and occasionally I still listen to this song super-freakin' loud in the car. Because "When it comes to men like you, I know the score, I've heard it all before" is even more true now than it was my freshman year of college (when this song came out for me).