When Will Democrats Appeal to Me, a Dog Mom?

It’s me, a dog mom.

Here’s my daughter Frankie. Isn’t she a beaut?

Unfortunately for me (and more to the point, for Frankie, who is a dog and therefore cannot vote), the Democratic candidates running for president have yet to find ways to appeal to me—someone who is part of the large voting demographic known as dog moms, all of us who have shared interests related to being a dog mom that entirely eclipse all of our other concerns as a living, breathing human being.

Please pander to me, a member of an entirely real voting bloc.

Actually, maybe they already are.