Well, as expected, the Romneytron 3000 secured a few more primary victories tonight. Mitt won in Maryland, the District of Columbia, and in the great state of Wisconsin. For his part, Rick Santorum didn't win jack, but he did manage to get a hell of a lot of bowling in while trying. During his campaign in Wisconsin this past week, he went bowling no fewer than four times. Please enjoy these shots of him handling balls throughout the state. Even though Romney has once again trounced him, don't expect Rickles to go anywhere just yet. He's vowed to stay in the campaign until the bitter end. As for Newt Gingrich, for all we know he's wandering lost through the aisles of a Costco outside Milwaukee looking to buy space suits for his upcoming mission.
Also, congratulations are in order for President Barack Obama, who tonight clinched the nomination for the Democratic party. Perhaps he'll go bowling to celebrate.
Here he is at South Lanes Bowling and Pizza in La Crosse, Wisconsin, on March 28th. Take off those cowboy boots and put on those bowling shoes. You're a regular Mr. Rogers, Ricky.
Winding it up in La Crosse.
Sending it home.
Lettin' one rip at Pioneer Lanes in Platteville on March 31st.
Here he is at Pla-Mor Lanes in Chilton on April 1st. Oh, Rick, what have we talked about with the pink bowling balls? Or was using this ball a clever April Fool's joke?
And finally, he closes out his bowling tour at Sabre Lanes in Menasha on April 2nd.