When Cats Can't Steal Dog Beds They Just Sleep on Dogs

Way to take it to the next level, cats.

We have tirelessly reported on the evil conspiracy of the Cat Overlords to steal dogs’ beds and how virtually unstoppable they are. But we never could have expected cats to take it here. Never. Not in my wildest, scariest dreams could I have foreseen this. This is like watching that scene in the Matrix where Keanu Reeves wakes up and realizes the machines are using humans as some gross living battery device. Look at that poor, helpless dog. He doesn’t even know he is a victim of this dastardly plan. Team Dog, please be aware: They came for your beds and when you fought back, they stooped to these truly horrifying new tactics.